Silly Thoughts to Ponder
I was browsing the Internet and I came upon Harry Newton’s “In search of the perfect investment” site. Harry’s an accredited investor with advanced trading tips and stock charts on his blog. However, there were some silly thoughts that I thought I’d share with you.
Harry’s Silly Thoughts to Ponder:
Number 9 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 8- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 7- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 6- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 5- Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism .
Number 2- Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 1- In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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