Make Your Nut is currently hosting a contest on Personal Finance Haikus. The winner gets $20 and some link love. Anyway here are my entries:
Refinance your home
Use it to pay off your debt
Brokers must eat too.
Open a brokerage account
Invest your earnings
Wall street needs your money.
The US Dollar is dropping
People have lost faith
Buy gold instead.
Starbucks coffee is expensive
Do not drink if you cannot afford.
Buy the stock instead.